1. A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

    1. Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
    2. Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
    3. Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
    4. Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
    5. Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
    6. Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
    7. Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
     

  2. blackfeminism:

    do people say “bad neighborhood” for cities next to all-white high schools where the boys are getting high every day and raping girls? do they even say “bad neighborhood” for cities with large kkk meetings? or is bad neighborhood a strictly anti-black code?

    (via sango-hentaitenshi)

     
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  4. isis-:

    metaphoricalghost:

    melanieescapes:

    maraudring:

    today i was getting dressed and didn’t realize i was wearing a plaid shirt over a plaid shirt until my mom stopped me from going out the door

    imageWinchesters I am here

    you shall never die

    not ever

    (Source: onvavoiir, via not-an-actual-time-lord)

     

    1. DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
    2. Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
    3. DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
    4. Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
    5. DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
    6. Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
    7. DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
    8. Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
    9. DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
    10. Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
    11. DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
    12. Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
    13. DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
    14. Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
    15. DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
    16. Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
    17. DC: Wait-
    18. Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
    19. DC: I didn't-
    20. Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
    21. Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
    22. Marvel: PEACE
     
  5. sweetmarigold:

    star-anise:

    kissingcullens:

    …”And more importantly, is he single?”

    Steve and Natasha in unison: "NO."

    Sam looks like he’s having a religious experience.

    (Source: ivonman, via not-an-actual-time-lord)

     
  6. a-joshifer-shipper:

    mockingjace:

    ennobaria:

    Jennifer about the fans

    #her bodyguard tho

    image

    image

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    "You all need jesus."

    (Source: jenniferlawrencedaily, via not-an-actual-time-lord)

     
  7. textsfromgayswimmers:

    some things never change

    (via rogue-queen)

     

  8. fishgingers:

    the-fault-in-our-disorders:

    lolsomeone-actually:

    district12er:

    unclefather:

    panelling:

    cootertooter:

    sunsandsurfsoul:

    fishgingers:

    i once chipped a tooth while making out when i was 15

    I once bit a guy’s dick because I told him not to force his dick down my throat and he did

    I once dated and kissed a girl to hide my sexuality

    a leopard can carry twice its bodyweight up a tree

    Ants are really strong

    Where is this post going?

    Home

    Just like your mom last night

    Shut up

    (via sango-hentaitenshi)

     

  9. zagreus-taking-time-apart:

    *gets gay married during the purge*

    (via sango-hentaitenshi)

     
  10. sango-hentaitenshi:

    lemonsforkat:

    gallifrey-feels:

    hey-sass-butt:

    alicatx:

    threeheadguy:

    candyrifle:

    wildanduntamedthing:

    dave-vriska:

    enfeebler:

    naathaaaly:

    Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

    THE BAKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOG THE ANAL

    All the fucking time. People have their pets euthay did something to their kid who fuem or pulled on their tail or got in their fathing. Here’s a better idea: WACKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND Aanks.

    ^^bolded

    But this? Well, tarn, isn’t it?

    they do bet bad shit happenack.

    I’ll bet that littln’t touch the n right?

    and OP is a fuckiing to blame the ending itself when the kid SMACKET IN THE HEAD.

    ThURTS for a little cat. I’d lack too.


    Ale.

    is this supposed to be readable or am i missing something

    Did I just switch channels or something what language is this

    Oh thank god it’s not just me

    *sobbing* what the fuck is happening

    I m sO coN fuSeD

    ^^

     
  11. thecaptainjacksparrow:

    elysian-serendipity:

    touchmeslowly:

    Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

    That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

    thanks, kid

    (Source: hayleyfromparamore, via sango-hentaitenshi)

     

  12. hydrogyne:

    day 234: straight people continue to confound me. even surrounded by them on a daily basis, there is much of their biology and social behavior i don’t understand. hopefully, they will become clearer to me if i remain diligent in my studies. only then will i truly be able to understand nohomo sapiens.

    (via sango-hentaitenshi)

     

  13. sassykardashian:

    sailingonsuccess:

    sassykardashian:

    Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

    Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

    Okay WOW

    (via sango-hentaitenshi)

     
  14. adamthealien:

    Molly Ringwald was supposed to dance alone but she was too embarrassed so John Hughes made everybody dance.

    And thank God he did, or we wouldn’t have one of the most iconic sequences of the 80’s and cinema as a whole.

    (Source: melgibsonsdickandballs, via sango-hentaitenshi)