1. ello-raspberry:

    jegusismyhomeboy:

    undoubtedlyfuckedup:

    thisis-my-note:

    hetalianswag:

    seselapod:

    d0gewithabl0ge:

    THINGS U SHOULDNT SAY TO AN ARTIST WHILE THEYRE DRAWING

    SEE ALSO “WHY IS HE/SHE NAKED” iM NO T DONE YE T SMARTASS

    "OMG WHY DOES IT HAVE BOOBS YOU PERV"
    IT’S A GIRL I’M DRAWING A FUCKI GN GIRL.

    "Why isn’t the rest of it shaded?" BECAUSE I’M STILL SHADING THE FUCKING FACE FUCK NUGGET

    "Hey you missed that bit" DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM FCKINGNSM FINISHED U NIPPLE WANK

    nipple wank

    Or when sketching them out, “Why are they bald?”(Unless you intended to make them bald, of course.)

    (Source: ehnoshima, via rogue-queen)

     

  2. dragonbadgerhugs:

    youcantbreakthatwhichisntyours:

    castielcampbell:

    eccoecco:

    despairchihiro:

    "ugh tumblr is so hypocritical smh"

    well the site has over 1 million users and the closest thing to agreement is that they all dislike wasps what the FUCK were you expecting

    i actually like wasps

    you just couldn’t go with the flow COULD you! just HAD to be our SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE!

    What now? Umbridge Sympathizers?!

    I like Umbridge I think she’s swell

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    (Source: hopepunk-remade, via rogue-queen)

     

  3. alekshdfilms:

    one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

    (via rogue-queen)

     

  4. jackblogguy:

    jerkidiot:

    pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names

    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

    (via rogue-queen)

     

  5. cricketmetrotracfoneshawty:

    bootypatroll:

    suicunesrider:

    ask-monty:

    imnotxchinese:

    i think i’m more interested in where the red brick road goes to be honest

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    Did this help? 

    headcanon.

    stop it. stop it right now.

    I will reblog this every time I see it

    (via sango-hentaitenshi)

     

  6. liouis:

    puberty is so fucked up girls shed their inner organs and boys get to have orgasms in their sleep

    (Source: spankingkink, via sango-hentaitenshi)

     

  7. rabioheab:

    the REAL double standard in society is that when the hulk gets mad and destroys things it’s “incredible” but when i do it i’m just an asshole

    (via sango-hentaitenshi)

     

  8. April Fools Day must suck for cops w/ bad news to deliver

    dion-thesocialist:

    Police: I’m sorry, sir, but we’ve got some bad news about your son.

    Me: ha ha ha nice joke, but you’re not going to pull one over on me.

    Police: *looking uncomfortably at each other*

    Me: ha ha you tell Ricky that I’m not falling for it. Your costumes don’t even look real.

    Police: *uncomfortable looking intensifies*

    (via thelove-octopus)

     

  9. 2spunky:

    when you’re in a really big fandom:

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    when you’re in a really small fandom:

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    (via claudelovesalois)

     

  10. gingerten:

    im-a-superwholockian:

    unicornbreadd:

    nepeasant:

    nepeasant:

    niccage-official:

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    A

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    Of A

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    You Do The

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    AND

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    VERY VERY

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    i dont get it

    NEVERMIND I GET IT NOW I’M STUPID

    WHAT DOES IT MEAN

    Eyeball binoculars A tiny person baseball player of a thumbs up play play Will Ferrel You do the tickets app and weather very very Marilyn Monroe narcissistic old guy old guy old guy old guy old guy can horse movie opera opera opera

    Yes that’s it. Exactly.

    (via claudelovesalois)

     
  11. housewifeswag:

    "I was very aware of the fact that I was showing my body. I was 195 pounds when I gave birth. I lost 65 pounds. I worked crazily to get my body back. I wanted to show that you can have a child and you can work hard and you can have your body back… You could have your child and you can still have fun and still be sexy and still have dreams and still live for yourself. I don’t have any shame about being sexual. I’m not embarrassed about it and I don’t feel like I have to protect that side of me."

    can we just take a moment. for everyone that’s like, “but you’re a mom and you need to cover up!” 

    (Source: beyoncegifs, via katandadrieninatree)

     
  12. unf-hans:

    Frozen Honest Trailer (x)

    They could be any more right about the hot men

    (Source: firnicks, via katandadrieninatree)

     

  13. supnamesmcrip:

    fancyrussiansushi:

    lesbloke:

    tsunderesetti:

    I think I came up with the most evil way to get someone back if they piss you off

    don’t send anon hate

    send anon spoilers

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    what part of hell did you spawn out of

    the worst part

    (Source: bonsaikabooty, via manda)

     

  14. kirari-rockstarwarblers:

    panicandstartariot:

    buckybarrnes:

    instead of worrying about how many followers you have, pretend that’s what year it is. 1942 followers? congratulations it’s world war II. 306? wow, constantine just became the leader of the roman empire. More than 2014? incredible you’re in the future

    currently at: hey anybody wanna go to bethlehem, i hear there’s like a king baby idk maybe it’ll be fun

    OMFG

    (via fuquamity)

     

  15. roosterteetheverything:

    mlchaeijones:

    deanprincesster:

    deanprincesster:

    it’s so weird how grapes don’t really taste like anything on the outside. like if you just put a grape in your mouth it doesn’t have a taste. but then you bite down and you’re like whoa. that’s a grape

    this is the stupidest fucking post why does it have almost two hundred thousand notes

    Because people like grapes.

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    (via fuquamity)