1. moriarty:

    when someone on your dash is nightblogging and its still daytime where you live

    (via ruinedchildhood)

  2. madam-cj-says-relax:



    The American Hogwarts Houses

    Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

    Good. Night. I’m done.

    (via not-an-actual-time-lord)


  3. crankybucky:

    Thor making a series of vines where he hands the other Avengers mjolnir casually like ‘hold this’ when they’re not paying attention and obviously they fall over and it’s hilarious

    and he tries to do it to Steve and he’s like ‘hold this, Steve’ and without looking up from his paper Steve’s like ‘sure’ and takes it off if him, he just calmly holds it and continues to read

    The rest of the vine is just Thor’s stunned and impressed expression

    (Source: clintbartonisms, via not-an-actual-time-lord)


  4. detective-sundancer:




    oh you wanna date me? well get in line


    I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it

    I have failed

    u rang


    (via not-an-actual-time-lord)


  5. "When I started making those weird voices, a lot of people told me how whack it was,” she says, “‘What the fuck are you doing?’ they’d say. ‘Why do you sound like that? That doesn’t sound sexy to me.’ And then I started saying, Oh, that’s not sexy to you? Good. I’m going to do it more. Maybe I don’t want to be sexy for you today."
    — Nicki Minaj (via dannydevitosfoot)

    (Source: youwantsum, via smilelikeyoureallytrulymeanit)

  6. superwhovenging:




    *softly in baby talk* wa pa pa pa pa pa pow

    *softly in baby talk*  ring ding ding ding ding ding 

    (via smilelikeyoureallytrulymeanit)

  7. babygoatsandfriends:

    He was a skater goat

    She said see ya later goat

    He wasn’t goat enough for her

    She turns on the computer screen

    Guess what she sees

    Skater goat rockin the tumblr scene

    (Source: babygoatsandfriends, via smilelikeyoureallytrulymeanit)


  8. stopirwin:

    i have a friend who has been taking birth control since she was 12 because she’s anemic and if she didn’t take it she would bleed out excessively during her period and end up in the hospital

    dont fucking tell me that birth control isn’t crucial to people

    (via smilelikeyoureallytrulymeanit)

  9. kilodalton:

    OK guys. This moment does not have enough love. In fact, it has some unfortunate anti-love that I aim to resolve here.

    Yes, this episode heavily references Girl in the Fireplace. And yes, that episode is pretty much the most anti-shippy thing to happen in canon for Doctor/Rose.


    Twelve can’t remember Clara’s name at first. Nor Vastra nor Jenny nor Strax. He leaves Clara in danger and he won’t even give her the screwdriver. He does questionable things—he’s darker, I get that.

    But even so, and even though he’s trying to figure things out with the bad guy, and does not have all his memories intact (‘Handles’? Really, Doctor??) he CANNOT leave the bunch of roses on the floor.

    The bunch of yellow roses—yellow which signifies remembrance. There are centuries-old ballads (‘Round Her Neck She Wears a Yeller Ribbon’) and old movies (‘She Wore a Yellow Ribbon’) and folk songs (‘Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree’) all about yellow being the color of remembrance—specifically in all these pop-culture cases, remembrance of a lost love.

    And as he’s struggling to remember why droids harvesting parts rings a bell with him, does he look at the droid? No. Does he have flashbacks to women making double entendres with cleavage spilling out? No. (And the eventual reference to MdP is blah blah bland). But what does he do? He twirls the roses and holds them just a little bit closer. This is so reminiscent of the Journal of Impossible Things, where even as a human Ten can’t remember the name of the TARDIS, or the sonic screwdriver—but he keeps drawing roses in his journal and hers is the only face he can canonically put a name to.

    Moffat may be many, many things, and do many, many things that I do not particularly like, but this… this is pretty awesome guys. This isn’t anti-shippy at all. This is shippy and sweet and subtle in the extreme.

    And I love it and I really think you should too <3


    (via ohfortheloveofchuck)


  10. teenagebillionaire:

    Drake’s probably still in that chair

    (via smilelikeyoureallytrulymeanit)

  11. yourtubes:

    There’s this guy at my school who’s Instagram is nothing but selfies with guys peeing in the back

    (via smilelikeyoureallytrulymeanit)


  12. rneerkat:

    are we human or are we dancer and dasher and prancer and vixen and comet and cupid and donner and blitzen

    (Source: rneerkat, via smilelikeyoureallytrulymeanit)


  13. j0ye:


    i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

    update my dad is grounded

    (via smilelikeyoureallytrulymeanit)

  14. caligulascookie:




    the best headline i’ve ever read.

    yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

    This is amazing

    OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

    (via onewhositswiththeturtles)


  15. artist-chan:




    i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner


    Do… Girls really worry about this?


    (Source: sburbs-givenaway, via smilelikeyoureallytrulymeanit)